surprisebitch:

in French, another way to say “you’re my life” is “suce ma bite” :)

(Source: surprisebitch)

malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

You scare me because
Every time we speak
I feel like
You would be fine
With that being
The last time we speak.

ARTIST: alt-J
SONG: Breezeblocks (Acoustic Version)
ALBUM: alt-J (acoustic)

chrstomsn:

Breezeblocks (Acoustic) / alt-J

Anonymous asked: Can you please tell me what your Starbucks post means???

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

Sure.

barfpop:

me promoting immaculat vodka at the opening of lif night club in vegas

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

@ Starbucks

me: hot chocolate, please.

barista: oh it’s perfect for a day like this isn’t it?

me: yes =)

barista: not a coffee drinker are you?

me: try something difference.

[3 minutes later]

barista: tall hot chocolate! have a great day.

me: thank you.

Synecdoche, New York (dir. Charlie Kaufman, 2008)

(Source: abstiegundzerfall)

steveblade:

sad aesthetic is out, bring in overconfidentcore and angerwave

karin-woywod:

Damn - Is there ever an end to this photoshoot ? 2013 08 22 - ’ Unlocking Sherlock ’ Promotional Shots by Robert Viglasky

This is just an overview. For the early pics #01 to #04, there are bigger versions around, for the later pics #05 to #09, I wish there were bigger versions. And you are welcome to direct me to Hi-Res versions 1280 pixels wide or even wider regarding the later pics.

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that